Ingredients:
- One confused human - female variety
- Suburban School
- Disco Tex
- Numerous house parties and discos
- Three Enjoyable Boyfriends
- Two Ships
- One Dinner and Dance
- One Grade A Delicious Lover
- Lots of Music
- Plenty of Observations on life
Method:
- Arrive as a baby in rough and ready land.
- Move to Semi-Detached Land
- Swim as much as you can
- Expose to dodgy stuff and a snooty mum
- Avoid a gun and an Afghan Coat
- Start engaging in saucy stuff
- Go to Sea
- Look at the Stars and the Moon
- Check the Tide Tables
- Add a hint of poetry
- Pile on a lot more sauce
- Swizzle it all Around
- Cook for Eighteen Years
Your Sexyetta should be complete by then. Leave to cool down and then go and find some sexy stuff of your own.
Please note: You can have any flavour you like, just add your own ingredients and blend as desired.