Recipe for a Sexyetta

Ingredients:

  • One confused human - female variety
  • Suburban School
  • Disco Tex
  • Numerous house parties and discos
  • Three Enjoyable Boyfriends
  • Two Ships
  • One Dinner and Dance
  • One Grade A Delicious Lover
  • Lots of Music
  • Plenty of Observations on life

Method:

  1. Arrive as a baby in rough and ready land.
  2. Move to Semi-Detached Land
  3. Swim as much as you can
  4. Expose to dodgy stuff and a snooty mum
  5. Avoid a gun and an Afghan Coat
  6. Start engaging in saucy stuff
  7. Go to Sea
  8. Look at the Stars and the Moon
  9. Check the Tide Tables
  10. Add a hint of poetry
  11. Pile on a lot more sauce
  12. Swizzle it all Around
  13. Cook for Eighteen Years

Your Sexyetta should be complete by then. Leave to cool down and then go and find some sexy stuff of your own.

Please note: You can have any flavour you like, just add your own ingredients and blend as desired.